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The Crippled Lamb

20 Friday Dec 2013

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being different, celebration, faith, heroes, inspiration, Max Lucado, misfits, special needs

The Crippled Lamb book coverThis is the time of year when it feels like our days are racing by at the speed of crazy. Everybody and everything seems to be rush, rush, rush – and rush some more. No time to dilly-dally, too much to do. But, it is also that time of year when people go out of their way to do special things, and to share special gifts. I was on the receiving end of one of those gifts today, and I would like to share it with all of you.

Technically, The Crippled Lamb is a children’s book, but it touched my heart, and I could relate in so many ways. It was a gentle reminder that sometimes it is the very thing that causes us to fret that makes us uniquely special, and positions us to ultimately discover our place in this great big puzzle called life.

It’s a quick read, so I encourage you to take a few minutes and put crazy on pause. I think you’ll be glad you did.

From the cover:

…the story of a little lamb who is different, who is left out and left behind. But one starry night, he learns a lesson that is true for us all…

The Crippled Lamb coverLucado, Max with Jenna, Andrea, & Sara Lucado
The Crippled Lamb

Tommy Nelson® a Division of Thomas Nelson Publishers
Nashville, TN

1999
ISBN 978-1-4003-1807-0

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Ladybugs and Butterflies – a Tiny Peek

22 Friday Nov 2013

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butterflies, first novel, ladybugs, NaNoWriMo, spirit signs, writing

Ladybug in mimosa treeWorking on my first ever novel has been a lot of fun, and the success of finishing the rough draft is actually in sight. But, I really feel like I have been neglecting some of the other things on my plate, so I have decided to share a small excerpt from one of the chapters in the SFD version of my NaNoWriMo novel. I’m still working on the cover graphics – in my head – but first things first.

The Burning Bed

“What you set that mattress on fire for?” she repeated.

“I didn’t do it!” I instinctively protested, still recovering from being caught off-guard the first time she posed the question.

“Yes you did,” she said, maintaining a soft, even tone – the tone that she always used when she wanted to let you know she meant business. Leaning close to my face she continued, “I can see it in your eyes.”

What! How could my own eyes betray me that way? I didn’t start the fire. True, I had been playing with the matches, but so had my little brother and little sister. Why was everybody trying to blame this unfortunate event on me? I didn’t understand.

Turning her attention to the teacup sitting on the counter, she picked it up, deliberately timing each element of the action. Then, she started to slowly wave it in the air, just inches above the saucer. Around and around she went, drawing every new rotation tighter than the last, faster and faster, like a sinister, spiraling tornado. For a moment it looked as though she was completely fixated on swirling those last few drops of tea left in the bottom of her cup, to make sure everything was perfectly blended before she took that final sip.

Suddenly, the swirling stopped, and in one fluid motion she flipped the cup upside down onto the saucer. My mouth flew open, startled to hear the cup clink soundly as it landed, certain that the tiny shards of porcelain would fly everywhere – but they didn’t, not even one chip.

She locked her gaze on me momentarily, as if peering into the deepest recesses of my soul, and lifted the cup from the saucer, revealing the dregs left from her tea – pooling in the depressed center of the delicate little saucer with the shiny gold butterflies. Leaning in a bit closer, she peered intently at the dark brown gook. Finally, with a heavy sigh she said, “Yeah, you did it.” Turning to face me, she squinted her Mongolian-looking eyes down to the tiniest slits and practically hissed, “The signs don’t lie.”

Protests of my innocence landed on deaf ears. The judge and the jury had spoken. I remember that day with the clarity of someone who has had an event etched in their brain forever. That’s the day I got the whipping of my seven year-old life – thanks to ‘the signs’. That’s the day I lost my faith in signs. Not that I really had any faith in signs, but I had faith in my grandmother. She taught us things. How could her precious signs betray me that way? How could my precious grandmother betray me that way? I loved my grandmother with all my heart, but I didn’t like her very much that day. Not her, and not her pretty little teacup with the ugly brown gook in it. And especially not her signs. Those lying signs.

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21 Signs That You May Have early morning Personality Disorder

13 Wednesday Nov 2013

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e.m.PD, e.m.PD therapy, humor, Jeff Foxworthy, signs, symptoms

e.m.PD Warning SignAs I continue my research with early morning Personality Disorder, or e.m.PD, I have found that members of the group tend to report, and exhibit, several fairly common characteristics. I have compiled these characteristic behaviors into a list of signs that can be used to validate the presence of e.m.PD. Feel free to use this resource as a tool to determine whether you, or someone you know, might have e.m.PD.

If 3 or more of the warning signs on this list apply to you, you may have e.m.PD.
(It helps to channel Jeff Foxworthy while reading)

You know you might have e.m.PD if…

  1. on waking in the morning, you lie in bed and pretend to be asleep for as long as possible to avoid conversation with your significant other.
  2. your clock is set 20 minutes ahead of reality, and you pretend you don’t know so that you can have a little “me” time before facing your day.
  3. you spend an extra 10 minutes in the shower just to get your personality adjusted.
  4. the best part of your morning is NOON.
  5. you use the back door at work to avoid conversations with co-workers.
  6. your family leaves a caffeine offering on the counter and disappears.
  7. you have been known to snarl, hiss, and/or growl before you have your morning coffee.
  8. any conversations that occur prior to your first cup of coffee require a disclaimer.
  9. your subconscious response to a cheery “Good Morning!” is a withering scowl.
  10. you prefer seeing the sunrise at the end of your day.
  11. caffeine in large doses is a pre-requisite to morning conversation.
  12. you require a “personality adjustment” prior to engaging in social interactions occurring before 10:00 a.m.
  13. your friends and family frequently compare your morning disposition to Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
  14. you feel a need to indulge in “chocolate therapy” prior to early morning social interactions.
  15. forgetting your Personality Spray™ leads to some tense social situations.
  16. the thought of engaging in social interactions before your coffee kicks in causes noticeable facial tics.
  17. you find the idea of waking up at six-thirty in the morning morally reprehensible.
  18. you barricade yourself in your office until you have time to get your personality adjusted.
  19. you consistently schedule events that require social interaction to begin after 10:00 a.m.
  20. you would rather BE up at 5:00 a.m. than to WAKE up at 5:00 a.m.
  21. you’re secretly working on a plot to take over the world and banish all morning types to the Emerald City – without shiny shoes.

emPD Warning

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Seasons

07 Thursday Nov 2013

Posted by Gert in Out & About

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Autumn, change, Fall, seasons, transitions

Autumn TreeI love this time of the year. Autumn. It happens to be my most favorite season of all. It’s that wonderful buffer between the harshness of Summer’s scorching heat and Winter’s freezing chill.

This is that refreshing time of the year when I actually don’t mind venturing outside. The mosquitoes are mostly gone away, and it doesn’t feel like I’m stepping into the world’s largest oven. They call it “dry heat” here, but as far as I’m concerned, hot is just hot.

I enjoy the cool breezes that greet me as soon as I open my door, and the trek from there to the mailbox doesn’t leave me feeling drenched and wilted. I absolutely love Autumn, or, if you grew up in the South – Fall.

I love that I can snuggle under my favorite blanket with my laptop, or a good book, and lose myself in the discovery of the written word. I love pulling out the special pots for favorite Autumn dishes like Chili and Gumbo. I love that it actually gets dark outside before eight in the evening. But, one of the things I love most about the Autumn season is watching the transitions of color as the leaves change. It reminds me that change can be good, and that change can be beautiful.

Happy Fall Y’all!  Fall colored tree

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Step to Start

01 Friday Nov 2013

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Step to StartBy the time you read this, I will have already started. I will have taken the first step toward becoming a novelist – writing with intent. I was going to say “award-winning novelist”, but surprisingly, that isn’t my goal. My goal is to just get it written. I need to corral the myriad thoughts and memories floating around in my head, and give them a tangible format. I need to use them before I lose them.

Writing your first novel isn’t really that big of a deal, especially if, like me, you’ve already written lots of other things that have actually been published. But this IS a big deal, at least, for me it’s a big deal.

For three years now, I have been saying “I’m going to write this book.” Family that I have shared this with will ask me now and then, “When are you going to write that book?” Before, the answer was always, “I’m going to.” Today, the answer is, “Now. I’m writing it now.”

I have chosen to be public about my intent because if nobody but me knew my plan, nobody but me would know if I failed to follow through. I am making myself accountable to others. And, at the same time, I am letting down my guard a little, exposing my vulnerability – just a bit.

When I started writing this post, I thought it would be nice to add an inspirational quote or two, to round it out. As you can see, getting started is a really big deal, not just for writing, but for life in general, and there are a lot of notable quotes to prove it. So, instead of sharing just a couple, I have compiled quite a list (I seem to have a penchant for compiling long lists, don’t I?). I thought it would be really cool to post a new quote to this site for each day of NaNoWriMo – but let’s face it, we all know that isn’t going to happen. So, here instead, is the complete list to date. You’re in control. Feel free to come back every day and read a quote from the list. If you run out of list before you run out of month, just go back and review your favorites. Or, if you prefer, consume them all in one sitting – it’s totally up to you.

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. – Lao Tzu

Take the first step in faith. You don’t have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps – we must step up the stairs. – Vance Havner

Whether you think you can or think you can’t, you’re right. – Henry Ford

What is not started today is never finished tomorrow. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going. – Jim Rhon

The best way to predict the future is to create it. – Unknown

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. – Napoleon Hill

The greatest amount of wasted time is the time not getting started. – Dawson Trotman

It’s so hard when contemplated in advance, and so easy when you do it. – Robert M. Pirsig

Stop talking. Start walking. – L. M. Heroux

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare. – Chinese Proverb

The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. – Walt Disney

The scariest moment is always just before you start. – Stephen King

He has half the deed done who has made a beginning. – Horace

Start before you’re ready. – Steven Pressfield

You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. – Zig Ziglar

However, don’t let perfectionism become an excuse for never getting started. – Marilu Henner

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Mark Twain

Act or accept. – Anonymous

One day you finally knew what you had to do, and began – Mary Oliver

Anyone can do something when they WANT to do it. Really successful people do things when they don’t want to do it. – Dr. Phil

Almost all good writing begins with terrible first efforts. You have to start somewhere. – Anne Lamott

A blank page is no empty space. It is brimming with potential… It is a masterpiece in waiting – yours. – A. A. Patawaran

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