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What is e.m.PD?

03 Wednesday Jul 2013

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anti-social, e.m.PD, personality, personality type, social

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What, exactly, is e.m.PD? Trying to create a clear-cut answer to that question and fully describe e.m.PD (early morning Personality Disorder) has proven to be more difficult than I initially anticipated. For now, let’s just go with a working definition as “a tendency to exhibit an aversion to social interaction upon awakening in the early morning hours”.

The information collected during my initial studies appears to show a strong link between e.m.PD and people who can be classified as non-morning personality types. This personality type applies to those who, in general, would rather watch the sun set than watch the sun rise. When they are placed in situations where they have to wake up and become socially active before their internal clocks have had time to reset, a conflict occurs. This, in turn, creates the need for a personality adjustment in order to function according to social norms. The various behaviors, or symptoms, observed during this adjustment phase can range from fairly mild to very severe, most often fluctuating someplace in-between. Sufferers have been known to exhibit a mix of anti-social behaviors such as an aversion to verbal communication, irritability, and withdrawal from social contact. Some will rely heavily on nonverbal communication and may resort to glaring or making rude gestures to convey their current social state. In some very extreme cases, sufferers have been known to growl and make rude gestures. While I cannot make an absolute declaration at this time, most of the symptoms will generally start to diminish after 10:00 a.m. – or, after the sufferer has been awake and adjusting his/her personality for an hour or more.

Although many people have reported experiencing a similar set of symptoms, and they exhibit similar behaviors when affected by e.m.PD, it would appear that no two cases are exactly alike. Early on I wondered if there was a correlation to any particular age group, but found none. e.m.PD has been known to affect all ages – from the youngest of the young to the oldest of the old. I have also discovered that, unlike the stereotype of most of the other mood related human issues, e.m.PD is not gender specific. Another little tidbit that I found to be especially surprising – and please keep in mind that I am working with geographically limited data – is that there doesn’t appear to be any notable cultural bias. Go figure. I am very interested in hearing from more members of the e.m.PD community to gauge the validity of this finding.

CASE STUDY 280630: Shonte’ is an aspiring entrepreneur in her late twenties with a Master’s degree in Education. She taught middle-school prior to becoming a work-at-home mom with two very active young daughters. This is what she had to say about her e.m.PD:
‘Oh my God, yes! I have that! I just can’t do it. Getting up at six-thirty in the morning is wrong, it’s not natural. It just feels so wrong and it totally screws up my day.’

Further discussion reveals that she more often than not stays up until two or three in the morning working – or waiting for the girls to wind down and fall asleep. This suggests the possibility of a familial trait that I will explore more as we progress.

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Triple A

01 Monday Jul 2013

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AAA, automotive, discounts, travel

Triple A

This is going to sound like a paid endorsement, but it isn’t.  This is a “because I really like it and want to share with you” post.

I was prompted to write this particular post because my son is going off to college, and he’s taking his car.  Setting him up with Triple A was sort of a no-brainer for me.

The official name of Triple A is American Automobile Association, or AAA for short.  I joined this “motor club and leisure travel organization” in 2004, during a time in my life when finances were extremely tight and I had to make tough choices on where to spend my very limited funds.  Each year since then, this has proven to be a very good choice for me.

AAA has several membership and service levels, but so far, the basic (translation: least expensive) option has met my needs.  I would guess that when most people think of AAA, they probably think of it for the roadside assistance.  I have had to call on them for those services a few times in the past, but I find the greatest benefit in the discounts I receive as an AAA member.  Every year, the savings from those discounts have more than covered the cost of my annual membership fee.

Truth be told, I’m not one of those people who will go too far out of their way to shop at a place just because it offers a particular deal, but, if I happen to need the service anyway, and there’s an offer for an extra discount – BONUS!

In past years I have used their discounts for air travel, hotel stays, rental cars, moving trucks, and storage.  So far this year I have spent six nights in hotels, with an average savings of six dollars per night.  At Universal Studios I saved 10% off my lunch, and my Uncle used his AAA card to purchase the theme park tickets at a savings of fifteen dollars each!  I even managed to save twenty-five dollars on two car rentals, and the year isn’t over yet.

TripTik(R) is another service that I have found useful.  If you are a pre-planner, you can let AAA know where you want to go – at least ten days in advance, and they will create and mail a detailed set of text and graphic driving directions to you.  If you’re anything like me, with a penchant for doing things at the last minute, you can print your own TripTik(R).  I just saved the PDF file on my computer and then picked the pages I wanted to print – the pages that described a couple of tricky turns and complex interchanges.

I readily admit that I have barely scratched the surface in taking advantage of the wide variety of discounts they offer, so I can’t address everything.  You can visit the official AAA site for yourself to see if any of their services meet your needs.  A lot of the discounts are state specific, so be sure to indicate your state of interest.  Don’t bother telling them Gert sent you, they will have no idea who I am.

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An Introduction to e.m.PD

01 Monday Jul 2013

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community, e.m.PD, group, therapy

bright sunrise This is an introduction to early morning Personality Disorder (e.m.PD) – aka the rude awakening. Please note that as of this writing, e.m.PD is not an officially recognized medical diagnosis…but perhaps it should be.

For lack of a better subject at the moment, I’ll talk about my personal experiences with e.m.PD. Although I have dealt with these feelings for as long as I can remember, it was several years ago that I finally realized my “condition” had a name. Or, at least, I gave it a name. And much like so many other discoveries and breakthroughs, the name was the result of a tongue-in-cheek quip I made to some friends.

Imagine a time just after the turn of the century – we were attending a business conference for creative entrepreneur types. It was late, and we were planning our networking strategies for the following day while winding down from a long day of unfettered making and learning. I noted that I should probably go to bed because I tend to be a bit anti-social in the morning, especially during the first hour or two after I wake up. In keeping with my usual straight-faced attempts at humor, I said something along the lines of “I have e.m.PD.” Of course they were all immediately concerned and asked, “What’s that?” In the most solemn voice I could muster, I said, “early morning Personality Disorder.” It took them a few seconds to realize that was the punch line, and then we all had a good laugh followed by a lively discussion where we discovered it wasn’t just me. I was not alone.

Since that time, I have found that whenever I describe my condition, I usually get the same nodding heads and exclamations of agreement as others recognize the symptoms in themselves or someone they know. Our numbers are great. We are a community of people living with a condition that, until now, had no voice.  This unofficial, non-scientific journal is brought to you as a result of my unofficial, non-scientific research. Hey, we have to start somewhere don’t we?

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A Really Big Bird

27 Thursday Jun 2013

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business sign for art WurksI had driven past here several times before I actually stopped to snap these pictures. Although I noticed the sculpture on our first trip through the area, I was usually in a hurry to get to Tallahassee, or to get home, or it was dark, or raining, or traffic was heavy and I didn’t see it in time to stop safely. Always seemed to be something. On this particular trip, I had made up my mind that, barring an act of God, I would stop and get my pictures. These were taken with my cell phone and a little Nikon Coolpix L20 that lives in the bottom oRooster head shotf my purse.

I was disappointed to find the little shop closed that day, I would have liked to ask the owner a lot of questions about this special bird and explore the creative mind behind the art. I didn’t realize just how big it was until I stood near it

I have done a bit of research since that trip, and I discovered that the artist who created this amazing work is a gentleman who goes by the name of Larry Godwin. Mr. Godwin appears to enjoy a wonderfully artistic life and his work can be found on display at various locations around the world. I love this piece. Who could have imagined that old car bumpers would ever hold such an allure? If you’d like to see this masterpiece for yourself, the shop is located in a little town called Brundige in southern Alabama, somewhere between Troy and Dothan. You can read more about him in this article posted by The M.A.D. House Artists.metal rooster

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Big Bang Theory

26 Wednesday Jun 2013

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fireworks, fuel tanks

Firesorks stand

Have you ever been driving along, minding your own business, when you encounter a scene that first elicits a chuckle, but then, you have to stop and wonder – what were they thinking?  In this particular instance, a picture is worth a thousand words.

fireworks stand

Here’s one thousand

fireworks stand viewI’ll throw in another thousand to give you the full effect.

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